::Stainless Steel Rat comes up on stage, a bit hesitant::
SSR: Is it safe?
::Everybody laughs and Severe Weather Eddie holsters his pistol::
SSR: Seriously though, thanks everyone for voting for me. I'd like to thank a lot of people, but I know we have to keep things moving along. Let's just say, as long as you keep reading and enjoying I'll keep writing. Thanks!
::The crowd applauds again as Stainless takes his trophy. Severe Weather Eddie backs his truck off the stage and with some difficulty manages to back it out the aisle and outside. Backstage, Indy pulls a paper out of his pocket::
Indy: Whew—glad we paid for that extra insurance premium…