Best All-Time Author
::To
the imposing strains of Star Wars’ Imperial March, Darth Vader takes the
stage. Once he reaches the podium he
begin to speak, gesturing dramatically with his gloved fists.::
Vader: Gadget, they never told
you about your true romantic inclinations.
Gadget, I am your true love!
Search your feelings, you know it to be
true. You have the power to destroy
my bachelorhood. I have foreseen
it. Join me and we can put an end
to this destructive conflict between the pros and antis and together we can rule
the fandom as husband and wife!
::A
plunger harpoon shoots down from above and adheres itself to the top of the Sith Lord’s helmet.
The harpoon is quickly reeled in causing the all concealing helmet to be
loosed with a ‘POP’. The man behind the
mask is revealed to be Kevin Sharbaugh. After looking about nervously, he continues.::
KS: Well, now that I have
been restored to the Light Side of the Fandom... Best All-Time Author is an
honor bestowed upon the author whose combined works have earned them a place of
honor beyond this one year. Those
authors in the running for his award:
Indy and Chris Silva,
jointly,
Fish,
Stainless Steel Rat,
Kevin Sharbaugh,
Rachel,
and Loneheart.
And the recipient of the Golden Acorn for Best All-Time Author, whom I promise not to Force choke if it isn’t me, is...