Dr. Batorious: And now, a special song performance…
::The curtain, which had closed for a minute, now opens again to reveal Indy, but he’s not wearing his tux and fedora anymore. He’s back to his usual pants, shirt and jacket, and instead of a fedora he’s got a red bandana that’s been rolled up and tied around his forehead. The Rangers and Clarice come and stand around him as he begins to strum the guitar::
Indy: This tune is dedicated to all the Disney Afternoon…
::He begins to play again, to the tune of “Where Have All the Flowers Gone”. The Rangers and Indy sing together::
Where have all the Ogres gone?
Long time pass-ing
Where have all the Ogres gone?
Long time a-go
Where have all the Ogres gone?
Gone to Dunwyn every one…
When will they ever learn?
When will they e-ver learn…
::As Indy plays, pictures of the Ogres from “Gummi Bears” show on the big screen. Now the picture changes to the Beagle Boys from “DuckTales”::
Where have all the Beagles gone?
Long time pass-ing
Where have all the Beagles gone?
Long time a-go
Where have all the Beagles gone?
Gone to Scrooge’s every one…
When will they ever learn?
When will they e-ver learn…
::The picture changes again, now to the Air Pirates::
Where have all Air Pirates gone?
Long time pass-ing
Where have all Air Pirates gone?
A Long, Long time a-go
Where have all Air Pirates gone?
Gone to Cliff Guns every one…
When will they ever learn?
When will they e-ver learn…
::Now the screen shows Aldrin Klordane::
Where have all the Klordanes gone?
Long time pass-ing
Where have all Klordanes gone?
Long time a-go
Where have all Klordanes gone?
Gone to Prisons every one…
When will they ever learn?
When will they e-ver learn…
::The crowd cheers at that sentiment and Indy strums up the sound for the last verse. A picture of the Rangers in a group shot appears, replaced on the last two sentences of the verse by the Disney Studios symbol::
Where have all the Rangers gone?
Long time pass-ing
Where have all the Rangers gone?
Long time a-go
Where have all the Rangers gone?
Gone to Legends every one!
When will they ever learn?
When will they e-ver learn…
::Indy and the Rangers stand and bow, receiving the audience’s applause as the curtain closes::