::A big assembly of Rangerphiles, episode characters and fanfic characters assembles on stage, standing on bleachers brought in. The orchestra starts up the Rescue Ranger theme song. The Rangers alone are in the audience in the front row, watching with big smiles::

 

Man-Child: Some-times, some crimes…

 

Julie: Go slippin’ through the cracks…

 

Widget: But these two, gumshoes…

 

Matt Plotecher and John Nowak: ARE TAKIN’ UP THE SLACK!

 

Indy and Chris Silva: There’s no case too big…

 

Detective Drake and Plato: No case too small…

 

Colonel Captain: When you need help just call…

 

ALL: Ch—Ch—Ch—CHIP AND DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS!

 

The J.A.M. and Hawnurra: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale…

 

Lahwhinie and Dee: When there’s danger!

 

Kongo and Silverbolt: No, no, it never fails while they’re involved…

 

Bedivere and Feyyanna: Some-heow whut-ever’s wrong gits solved! YEE-HAW!

 

ALL: Ch—Ch—Ch—CHIP AND DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS!

 

Steve Nutcracker and Rat Capone: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale…

 

Nimnul and Sewernose: When there’s danger!

 

Dirk Suave: No, no, it never fails they’ll take the clues…

 

Flash and Conrad: And find the where’s and why’s and who’s!

 

ALL: Ch—Ch—Ch—CHIP AND DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS!

 

ALL: Ch—Ch—Ch—CHIP AND DALE, WHEN THERE’S DAN-GER!

 

ALL: Ch—Ch—Ch—CHIP AND DALE!

 

 

::Momentary pause….::

 

J.A.M.:ˇˇˇˇˇˇˇˇˇˇˇGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ˇˇˇMEXICO!!! ˇˇˇMEXICO!!! ˇˇˇMEXICO!!! ˇˇˇMEXICO!!! ˇˇˇMEXICO!!!

 

::The crowd shouts it back at the jaguar, and then jubilant shouts break out everywhere. Balloons and party streamers come down, and it’s a glorious scene. The scene shifts to Stan Blather, the celebration on in the background.::

 

Stan Blather: And there you have it, friends. The Golden Acorn Awards comes to a thrilling close.

 

::Katie Courier appears on screen with Stan, now inside with him::

 

Katie: Yes, it was an unforgettable evening. There was a run of sorts, Stan. Indy and Chris Silva won several in the written categories, but there were a lot more winners this time.

 

Stan: Yes indeed, Katie. Ah, here comes Indy now. Indy, over here!

::Indy walks over, taking a mike::

 

Indy: Thanks, Stan and Kate. We really appreciate you televising the awards.

 

Stan: Not at all. How does it feel being a Lifetime Achievement winner?

 

Indy: Good. Very, very good. Well, I’ve got to run. There’s a post-ceremony celebration going on over at Rockefeller Center. You’re welcome to come along.

 

Katie: That sounds like a good way to wrap things up from there. I’m game!

 

Stan: Me too. For all of us, thanks for joining in. Our time’s up, and we thank you for yours…

 

::The scene switches again to the main stage, where people are still talking, and the closing credits run. Then, the scene fades to black. Then suddenly it’s drawn back by a man wearing dark shades::

 

Rennod: I *still* ain’t wearin’ a tux!

 

::He drops the black screen back down::